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KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS
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A first grade teacher had
twenty-three students in her class.
She presented each child in her class
the first half of a well known proverb
and asked them to come up with the
remainder. It's hard to believe these
were actually done by first graders.
Their insight may surprise you. While
reading these keep in mind that these
are first graders, 6-year-olds,
because the last one is classic!
1. Don't change horses...
until they stop running.
2. Strike while the...
bug is close.
3. It's always darkest before...
Daylight Saving Time.
4. Never underestimate the power of
termites.
5. You can lead a horse to water but
how?
6. Don't bite the hand that...
looks dirty.
7. No news is...
impossible.
8. A miss is as good as a...
Mr.
9. You can't teach an old dog new...
math
10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll.
stink in the morning.
11. Love all, trust...
me.
12. The pen is mightier than the...
pigs
13. An idle mind is...
the best way to relax.
14. Where there's smoke there's...
pollution.
15 Happy the bride who...
gets all the presents.
16. A penny saved is...
not much.
17. Two's company, three's...
the Musketeers.
18. Don't put off till tomorrow what..
you put on to go to bed.
19. There are none so blind as...
Stevie Wonder.
20. Children should be seen and not...
spanked or grounded.
21. If at first you don't succeed...
get new batteries.
22. When the blind lead the blind...
get out of the way.
23. Better late than...
pregnant